LAUNCH OF THE TESTICLE TOUR DVD - VOLUME 1

Want to know what The Testicle Tour have been up to?
Would you like to see 40 large fluffy testicles go on a tour of London?
Want to see some guys playing golf with large fluffy balls?
Want to see Darren performing "It's Raining Balls" in a wig and a bra?

If your answer is "yes", then The Testicle Tour has the very thing you need.......The Testicle Tour DVD Volume 1 2009....it's our first ever DVD and it's packed with some of our big awareness events of 2009....the DVD also has many extras which have never been seen before and will only be seen if you buy the DVD....including a new version of Darren singing "It's Raining Ball's" in a wig and a bra.....warning, flabby flesh, man boobs and a spotty bum may be seen, so parental guidance is advised.......with over 90 mins of Testicle Tour stuff, this DVD is guaranteed to make you laugh, but at the same time remind you of why we do wacky humorous events to raise awareness of testicular cancer....to make sure every man performs a regular self-check, knows how to carry out this check and also to know what they are looking for.
Priced at just £5 (plus £1 post and packing) this is a must for your DVD collection....watching this could seriously save your life...besides it will look good placed between your other DVD's, however we take no responsibility if your partner thinks you are starting up a collection of pornographic DVD's...you need to watch it together and explain "The Testicle Tour" is an awareness DVD and not a film about a man and his testicle touring seedy parts of the world and getting lots of women to feel it.....although this could be commissioned at a later date if Darren is offered the lead role!

"So how do I get one?"

There are several ways you can get your hands on this exclusive DVD:

See us in person waving your fiver

Visit the Apple Tree Pub in Little Clacton

E-Mail us at dvd@onelumportwo.org.uk to get postal details

Click on the "Buy it now" button above or below

Go on, you know you want one......not only will you be getting an exclusive DVD but you'll be contributing much needed funds to The Everyman Male Cancer Campaign....lets face it, you'll be nuts to miss out!